Friday, February 20, 2009

Coolest invention yet!!!!!


EVERONE LOVES ROASTED WIINNNNIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!

Do You agree with me?


When I first saw Pope Benedict, I kept thinking that he reminded me of someone. Well after thinking very hard it came to me, the new Pope looks a lot like Uncle Fester from The Adams Family The Movie. I am not making fun of no one. its just a simple obersavation.

Friday, February 13, 2009

A BOOK EVERYONE SHOULD READ!


The Day My Butt Went Psycho BY, Andy Griffiths

This book fun, interesting and funny! It's a book EVERYONE SHOULD READ! The story is about Zack Freeman's bum. Every night his butt is detaching itself from his body and running off. One night, he deciceds to follows his bum. He finds out that many butts want to take over the world. There plan was to switch places with their heads. To find out what happens just pick up the book and find out!


Thursday, February 12, 2009

WHAT?

Weird man gets wife shot by robber joke
A man robs a bank and takes hostages, he asks the first hostage “did you see me rob the bank” the hostage says “yes”, all of a sudden the robber shoots the first hostage in the head and kills him.
The robber then asks the second hostage the same question; the hostage says “No way but my wife did”.
Moral of the story is – If you want your wife shot take her to a bank where robbers are most likely to go.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

TO BE GIVEN A THOUGHT

When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it?
Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (I think they meant something else).
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Can you cry under water?